Oh no.
It's happening.
Whether we win the group, or they mess it up: it's England - Germany in the last 16.
Can you not feel it? The cold hand of fate.
If that does happen, and if the Germans do beat us on penalties, might I suggest Mr. Alberto Undiano Mallenco of Spain as a possible international World Cup scapegoat (joining a club that currently lists Maradona, Koeman, Simeone and Ronaldo as its members).
The nine yellow cards he dished out while refereeing this match might well have put us on a collision course with ye auld enemy.
Deep breath everyone:
They don't sing it like that anymore...
THE STORY SO FAR
Match of the tournament: Spain 0-1 Switzerland
Player of the tournament: Diego Forlan (Uruguay)
Goal of the tournament: Tshabalala (South Africa v Mexico)
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Look at Southgate, singing his head off! If only he put that much effort into taking his penalty..
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